It is time to enjoy the holiday season. So I thought I will give you something to add your happiness this Christmas. Few more days to go folks...it is Christmas time!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. ! | Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles ! | What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia ! | What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it ! | Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Because a little water ends both of them ! | What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple ! | What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes! | What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight ! | Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy ! | How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick ! |
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