What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve !
How do you make an idiot laugh on
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
Who delivers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !
Who delivers elephant's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !
4 comments :
first comment again!!! Oh how i love Christmas..and hehehe, it's funny joke tough......
Fresh Xmas humor ~ Thanks!
Hahahaha, so funny!!
So that's how they came up with the name Christmas Eve.. cool.. I learned something new!! :D
Cool xmas jokes. i wish santa won't put u in his naughty list for all this telling everyone that his claustophobia,just kidding
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