Things NOT to Say onYour Anniversary

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.

9. Today is our what?

8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?

7. I thought we only celebrated important events?

6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.

5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.

4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.

3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.

2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.

1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

Only If Life Was A Computer

Thanks for the visit folks! Before I hit the bed tonight, I have something for you to read. Enjoy!

1. If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!
2. To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
3. If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".
4. Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
5. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
6. To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
7. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
8. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
9. When you lose your car keys, click on "find".
10. "Help" with the chores is just a click away.
11. You'd use your diskette to recover from a crash.
12. We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.
13. To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".
14. Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.
15. To undo a mistake, click on "back".
16. Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".
17. If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".

Beans Test

Let's play a game. See if you can find the man. Everybody should participate. Enjoy!

Doctors have concluded that, if you find the man in 3 seconds, then the
Right half of your brain is better developed than most people.

If you find the man between 3 seconds and one minute, then your right
Half of the brain is developed normally.

If you find the man between one minute and 3 minutes, then the right
Half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to Eat more
protein.

If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the right half of your
Brain is a mess, and the only advice is to look for more of these types
of exercises to make that part of the brain stronger.

The man is really there. Keep looking!