Marriage Quotes

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work.

Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years.

Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.

Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.