Friday, June 5, 2009

Only If Life Was A Computer

Thanks for the visit folks! Before I hit the bed tonight, I have something for you to read. Enjoy!,computer,escape,esc,keyboard,geek,humor,humour-896d767efa815b97fe5877cb124e3e78_m.jpg
1. If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!
2. To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
3. If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".
4. Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
5. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
6. To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
7. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
8. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
9. When you lose your car keys, click on "find".
10. "Help" with the chores is just a click away.
11. You'd use your diskette to recover from a crash.
12. We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.
13. To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".
14. Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.
15. To undo a mistake, click on "back".
16. Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".
17. If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".


Unknown said...

waaaaa hahaha abi nako tinood...title pa lang diay naa man only if...

mao jud korek ayo ka...hahaha

Joe-ann said...

so true, I kinda get a good laugh out of it mommy dhemz. =)

nuts said...

haha, if only, then I would

ghieGANDA said...

cute nmn nito sissy! heheeh.. totoo. sana nga ganun kadali. hhehe..

kumusta kna? grabe ung training sissy dear. kakapagod pero fulfilling din. kakatuwa. masaya ang feeling.

kaw? ano na pinagkakaabalahan mo? =) si sister cacai, nag-iwan ng msgs sa SB ko sissy. d ko maintndhan. bisaya kasi ung gamit nyang salita. hehe.. pero regarding the bracelets ang cnasabi nya. saka bnanggit ka nya. =0

LIZZIE said...

I wish my life's like a computer too.. Coz right now I'm beat.. Need to refresh! Hehehe

eden said...

hahaha. lingaw ko ani dhemz.. himoot sad ug maayo si hubby.. thanks for sharing

Chubskulit Rose said...

Nyahhhhh a good one manang ko...

Oisst may nasilip akong pinagawa sayo ni hubs heheheh.. di na surprise kita ko na lol..

David Funk said...

I like this entry! I wish life was a computer, but one has to wonder if the education system would implement this into schools to help cope with problems.

I really wish No. 2 was that easy!

Thanks for sharing!

Chris said...

this is fun! :D

Meryl (proud pinay) said...

nice! how i wish i could click on run..
wala na kong exercise eh...

hs said...

haha very creative

Unknown said...

Na if life is a computer wala nko nag sge tuplok for bloghopping nag sge ko suroy suroy sa computre world heheheheeh. Mao pa pag ari nku tsang, ky gigamit nha ang computer sa akong amo,. nag unsa nman ka dha? balik lng ko later.

ryliej said...

"To undo a mistake, click on "back".

Sissy, that's my favorite.

Punta kami sa swimming pool today, maybe i'll hit the gym first hehehe..

jojo said...

Ok dhemz, i will hit yours, when i am here. good luck with ur adsense..

Clarissa said...

hahahahaaa!!kulang na lang esc!!\(^0^)/