The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want
The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious
The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later
The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain
The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to
The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron
The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot
The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.
The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.
The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!
The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.
The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!
The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.
The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.
Good night folks! I will leave you this Marriage jokes...hope you guys enjoy! Thanks for the visit.
10 comments :
hahaha
katawa naman ito, parang indirect.
hi..thanks for the visit..just added you in my bloglist..thanks..
It's funny but sometimes its true.awesome entry for a good laugh.have a nice day.
Hahahahaha do you love me?
halfway true ang jokes, right? glad my husband understands me always :)
hi sis, nakakatuwa lalo na ang line na 'to:
The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.
funny eh?!
sige, turn off na ang lights, hahahahaha, alam na ang susunod...
this post is hilarious... i like the one that says, "do you love me?" and the "i hate this kitchen" hahahaha
hahahahaa!!funny but true!\(^0^)/
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