Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Things NOT to Say on Your Anniversary


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10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.

9. Today is our what?

8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?

7. I thought we only celebrated important events?

6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.

5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.

4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.

3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.

2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.

1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

1 comment :

kathy said...

hahahaahahha... kamuot ba ani sis oi! agoi! ug mag-ing ani si hubby, maka-tilaw jud sya... hehehehe..

Kmzta na sis?