Well, there is a great news! Below is a quick, anonymous way to hide the status updates.
-Log in to your facebook account. When you do this, you will automatically be directed to your homepage, which will have a newsfeed.
-Identify newsfeed you find annoying. Put your cursor over the status update of the offender. Leaving your cursor there, look to the immediate right of the status and you will seed the word "HIDE." There will be a drop down arrow next to it as well.
-If you highlight the word, "HIDE" the drop down function will say, "Hide Name". Highlight this.
-At this point, the person should no longer appear in your newsfeed. This is a great thing to do for people that status update so much it becomes virtual spam.