Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Things NOT to Say onYour Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.

9. Today is our what?

8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?

7. I thought we only celebrated important events?

6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.

5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.

4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.

3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.

2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.

1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.


Cecile said...

hahaha, it was a funny post Dhemz :-); so far not even a single one of the lists never happened to us :-)

Unknown said...

Whoahahahaha maypa mag single lng 4ever hehehe. mao jd na mahitabo ug ingon ana ka fat ang old lol.