Thursday, July 2, 2009

Funny Marriage Quotes

Here are few funny marriage quotes for you peeps. If you are married am sure you can relate. Enjoy! lol....:)

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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.

Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays

The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.

I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

2 comments :

Arlyna said...

Dhemz, thanks for sharing, i really had a good laugh and i will spread the word to family and friends. Post more jokes - love it :)

shydub said...

Diri ko ganiha nagbilin ug basa ani imu famous marriage quotes tsang, atak nawal ako comments sa hinay nga connection. bugoy ni nga internet da. liwat jake.

Anyways, nalingaw ko imu post dri, hubakon mn sd ta kinatawa. mao jud ning kaminyoon, pagapos mn gd ta, mao ni ginaingon enter mn gud hagu lage whahahaha