Funny Friendship Quotes

”A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”

“Treat your friends as you do your pictures and place them in their best light.”

“Be a friend to yourself and others will be so too.”

I have had, and may have still, a thousand friends, as they are called, in life, who are like one's partners in the waltz of this world --not much remembered when the ball is over.

“The best time to make friends is before you need them.”

“Laughter is the shortest distance between two friends.”

“A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.”
False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces; but true friendship gives new life and animation to the object it supports.
A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage -- but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.
A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does not know how to forget.

“A true friend never gets in your way unless you are going down.”