Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The guide to Wife Translations


The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

Good night folks! I will leave you this Marriage jokes...hope you guys enjoy! Thanks for the visit.

10 comments :

Maus said...

hahaha
katawa naman ito, parang indirect.

Genejosh said...

hi..thanks for the visit..just added you in my bloglist..thanks..

joe-ann said...

It's funny but sometimes its true.awesome entry for a good laugh.have a nice day.

chubskulit said...

Hahahahaha do you love me?

yen said...

halfway true ang jokes, right? glad my husband understands me always :)

Meryl (proud pinay) said...

hi sis, nakakatuwa lalo na ang line na 'to:

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

Glenda said...

funny eh?!

payatot said...

sige, turn off na ang lights, hahahahaha, alam na ang susunod...

Cecile said...

this post is hilarious... i like the one that says, "do you love me?" and the "i hate this kitchen" hahahaha

Clarissa said...

hahahahaa!!funny but true!\(^0^)/