Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The guide to Wife Translations

The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

Good night folks! I will leave you this Marriage jokes...hope you guys enjoy! Thanks for the visit.


Maus said...

katawa naman ito, parang indirect.

Genejosh said...

hi..thanks for the visit..just added you in my bloglist..thanks..

joe-ann said...

It's funny but sometimes its true.awesome entry for a good laugh.have a nice day.

chubskulit said...

Hahahahaha do you love me?

yen said...

halfway true ang jokes, right? glad my husband understands me always :)

Meryl (proud pinay) said...

hi sis, nakakatuwa lalo na ang line na 'to:

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

Glenda said...

funny eh?!

payatot said...

sige, turn off na ang lights, hahahahaha, alam na ang susunod...

Cecile said...

this post is hilarious... i like the one that says, "do you love me?" and the "i hate this kitchen" hahahaha

Clarissa said...

hahahahaa!!funny but true!\(^0^)/