Saturday, May 3, 2008

Food for Thought

Why is a round pizza put in a square box?

Can you cry under the water?

Is it still called a hearing when deaf person goes to court?

Will you be fired if you drink Pepsi at a Coke factory?

If sandwich bread is square, then why is most luncheon meats round?

When you go to Heaven, do you wear the clothes you were buried in forever?

Babies wake up almost every two hours or so, then why say, “sleep like a baby”?

Why did man walk on the moon before it was discovered that wheels could be put on luggage?

Money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

If you are IN a movie, why are you ON TV?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why is it that if someone told you there are a billion stars, you would believe him, but if someone told you there is wet paint on the wall, you would have to touch it to be sure?

If quitters never win and winners never quit, who said “Quit while you’re ahead”?

Why is it that when something is sent in a car, its called shipment, and yet when something is sent in a ship, its called cargo?

Why do bars advertise live bands? What does a dead band sound like?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns do the rest of them have to drown too?

If today is the first day of the rest of our lives, what in the world was yesterday?

Why do they call them apartments when the are all stuck together?

Why does bottled water have an expiration date?

If rabbits’ feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

How do they get the swirls in the toothpaste to come out so perfectly?

How would you throw away a trash can?

How would you know when you are out of invisible ink?

What would happen if you get scared half to death twice?

If tomorrow is going to be twice as cold as today, and today it is 0 degrees, how cold is it going to be tomorrow?

Why is the word “abbreviation” so long?

What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?